poor men .....

موضوع: poor men ..... الجمعة أبريل 24, 2009 3:15 pm

To all men Don't blame me if the *******s match up to your expectations!!!
Thought #1
When you are born, your mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When you are married, your brides get the presents and the publicity.
When you die, your widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?!!
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Thought #2
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Fortyyears of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too!!!
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Thought #3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voicefrom behind,
'If you take one more step, a brick willfall down on your head and kill you.'
The man ped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished!
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop! Stand still!
If you take one more step a will run over you, and you will die.'
The man did as he was instructed, just as a came eening around thecorner,
barelymissing him!!
The man asked, 'Who are you?!'
I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.
'Oh, yeah?!!' the man asked,
'And where the hell were you when I got married